Second Son

Here’s a little something for anyone out there with self-esteem issues when it comes to picking up girls. We’ve all had our fair share of embarrassing moments, like the time I told a French chick that I’d asked for her number because she looked like an absolute slapper (long story, I was trying to impress her by repeating a French word I’d heard her use but that I had clearly not understood at all. Suffice to say that this was a deal-breaker.)

But no matter what you do, it would be very, very difficult to be any less attractive to women than this dude who left a series of voicemails for a girl he’d approached in the street that range from ludicrously arrogant (”women approach me 6 or 7 times a day”, “your friends were envious of the fact that I approached you”, “I’m very intelligent, I’m great in bed, I make great money”) to horribly pretentious (”I’m working on a movie script”) to completely irrelevant (”I’m Greek”) to absolutely insane (”maybe you didn’t call me back because you were abused in childhood”).

Luckily the lady in question sent these recordings to her local radio show so that the world can learn from this man’s bounteous dating wisdom. Peep lack of game here - only question is whether or not it’s real I suppose, as subsequent research reveals that the guy appears to be a self-professed “pick-up artist”…