So Patrick Swayze died yesterday. Now I can’t say I’m a huge fan of Dirty Dancing, but everyone knows that Red Dawn was an absolute banger and if you don’t like Point Break then you might as well just give up now. I happened to watch Red Dawn again recently and it has stood the test of time pretty well, i.e. it’s still ludicrous and brilliant in equal measure. Anyway, in memoriam here’s the trailer plus that centaur tattoo…
What better way to be immortalised than as a rainbow Chippendale centaur in a tattoo? I had a conversation with a friend about this recently and we came to the conclusion that this could only be made better by the addition of Kevin Bacon riding Swayze sidesaddle, high-fiving him while Swayze weilds an axe in his other hand. Copped.
P.S. Notice that in the first picture (cheers Ry by the way), Kanye appears to have an Aztec penis shaved into the side of his head. If your job was to do that haircut for him then you would basically have a moral imperative to put a penis in there somewhere even if it ruined your entire career. Incidentally, you can hear President Obama calling Kanye a jackass off the record here following his VMA douche outburst.
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