Second Son

It has long been my ambition to own a grand piano with an array of picture frames on top, all displaying me armwrestling different celebrities. Ideally it’d be played by a beautiful, naked woman but that’s looking unlikely at the mo.

So far the collection is looking weak. Rod Stewart said no and Will cockblocked me out of David Hasselhoff (cheers buddy). That said the past months have been fruitful - last month I copped Darren who is big in the world of bodybuilding and this weekend I went top tier with one of my favorite rappers Guilty Simpson. If you’re not familiar with his oeuvre then get over to Spotify and check out Rap Cats Can’t Fuck.

This is work in progress so I’ll be back to drop some more shortly.